Elitist WASP seeking fellow elitist WASP, seriously. - 34

Reply to: pers-466565342@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-02, 2:27AM EDT


6'2" tall, white male, currently a govt. lawyer, former rugby player, and eternally a snob (yes, I've come to grips with myself) seeks fellow White Anglo-Saxon Protestant elite female to bond with over long talks concerning the merits of various ski resorts in New Hampshire, monetary policy of the Federal Reserve, the difference between single malt Scotches, and how we can retain our power over the masses through 'compassionate conservatism.' I come from a blue-blooded family from Memphis, TN, I'm a traditional southern gentleman, and I am definitely not metro-sexual.

I am not a complete ass (partial ass, maybe), I do have a sense of humor and wit, and do not wish to date anyone in my current social circle; hence the advertisment here.

REQUIREMENTS:

Ideally the WASP-ier, the better; no 'ba-dunkadunks' needed, J-Lo booties, bee-stung lips, or dreadlocks (Please note that if you show up with braids a la Bo Derek from the movie '10' I'll be pretty 'cool' with that.). If you own any piece of camouflage clothing and wear it w/ any frequency (assuming you are not in the active or reserve military), you may have to hide it before I know about it.

Preferred age range: 24-34. If you're younger than that you need to impress me with your intellect (You do have a leg up if you attended an Ivy League school). Older ladies may apply (3 year grace period to 37), however you must demonstrate your committment to being in great shape, able to 'hang' with my fellow 'Skulls,' and understand that I will never be as mature as you.

Bonus points for contortionists and lawyers.

A college degree is a must (In case we hit it off really well, the future progeny must come from the loins of two well-educated people). A graduate degree is preferred but not necessary.

Your parents must never have lived in manufactured housing (exceptions do apply for parents who were diplomats in the former republics of the Soviet Union).

Your music selection contains no more than 10 'rap' cds and only two of those maybe 'gangsta rap.' Yes, I will check.

You must enjoy rides in the country, wine tasting, watching reruns of 'The Chappelle Show,' B&Bs for weekend getaways, and cultural events where other elitist WASPs congregate: the symphony, political fundraisers, jogging paths (I aim for 20 miles/week), the opera, and art galleries.


OK, if you made it through this far, you are probably saying what a kook this guy is, and that's fine. This message is not targeting you. Go home and smoke a 'bowl' or something. This message is targeting that extra-special and incredibly unique substrata of society that you will never breach nor understand, I'm sorry.

Yes, that photo is of me, sorry about the lack of smiling; the photographer and my boss were directing me to look tough. I really do like to smile though. The other photo is that of my Labrador Retriever, Joey. He must be accepted as well (He is a great dog, 4 years old, pedigree blood line, well behaved, sweet, loyal, loving, and fun to be around [like me], however he will never take precedence over 'Ms. Right.').