Looking for a one night stand that might lead to more. - 39

Reply to: pers-245072157@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-12-06, 4:07PM EST


RULES

1 We take shower together so this way we know we are each clean.
2 We both wear protection.

3 No silk or satin sheets
4 Sheets are washed with no urine stains
5 You do not live in the ghettoville area.
6 You do not speak like you are from the ghetto.
7 You do not listen to rap or hip hop
8 You do not own a cat and do not have animal hair all over the place
The above #8 is null and void if you own a german sheppard or small pet like a terrier.
9. You are fully finnished through your divorce proceedings.
10. Your stomach doesn't look like it was scratched to hell(stretch marks)
11. you wear sock to bed or have had a pedicure(no rough feet in bed!)
12. YOU MUST BE FEMALE - any fakers will be killed on the spot.
13. You must at minimum finnished highschool and earn more than 45K a year.
14. No photos of ex lovers on tables in viewing area while I am visiting.
15. No photos of aborted fetesus dressed up as if currently living in your dwelling.
16. no answering of any phone calls while we have sex.
17. no answering the door while we have sex. door better have keychain latch.
18. No mental cases who adopt animals from outdoors.
19. no mental cases who collect newspapers or other odd crap.
little mess is ok..... we are only human.
20. smell of female funk in house is ok but if I smell man funk then I am gone.
21. You will not oral me but I love to oral women.
22. after sex we clean up and shower once more together then we kiss good bye.
23. only email exchange no phone number please.
24. any picture exchange then picture MUST be very recent.
One time a woman sent me a picture showing herself to be 30 but we met and she was 52. You do not want to know what will happen in public if this happens again.
25. If you think I am handsome or something and you want to invite another female friend who is just as pretty as you or more pretty then this is a good idea.
26. BONUS if you are asian or european.
27. If you invite me in and there is a male house guest then I just leave.
28. All electronics in your bedroom will be removed if I suspect you are recording me.
29. NO ANAL SEX
30. If you have a little tummy then thats ok. You dont need to be perfect but I do not want to be invited to any COWS home or BBW or chunky ....ewwwww!!!
Max 20 pounds overweight is accepted.
31. Must submit picture in a lighted room with no shadows and you look at camera and you are not super far away. Outdoors pics are ok.

NUDE PICTURES SENT TO ME will be deleted.