Oh, don't tell me I'm not tendentious - 39

Reply to: pers-146038395@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-28, 2:29PM EST


Why would I be here otherwise?

No, if I weren't, I'd take my wit and alacrity, my eloquence and charm and goodness and hightail it for a stone farmhouse on the moors of North Yorkshire with a lonesome country kirk not far.

Instead, here I am, in Alexandria, Virginia, with a devilish grin on my face and a look of adjectives and adverbs in my eye.

And here you are reading this post, which begins nowhere and ends in the same place.

I could go on.

No, in fact, I could not.